Posted by: bosteen | November 22, 2015

We are animals

As humans, we often hide our primal/animal sides for the sake of civility.  This makes us function has a society but we can only keep our primal side behind a cage for so long because when it comes down to it, we are animals!

As we get older, we become much better at hiding our true selves.  People call this becoming responsible.  However, we only deny our true nature and basic pleasures of life.  This is why we become so damn boring.  It is only a matter of time until the caged primal side of us sets itself free.

I am older and people would say more responsible, which is complete bullshit.  I was just as responsible before but didn’t bother to cage the animal.  The animal escapes from time to time but i try to keep some control over it due to some changes in my life.  Needless to say, I don’t think the lock will hold much longer with the rattling inside the cage.


Posted by: bosteen | April 9, 2013


News article about a study that women like big dicks.  Did they really need a scientific study for this?  NO!



Posted by: bosteen | December 11, 2012

Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

I have not been a good girl this year and should be getting a big lump of coal. I tried my absolute best to be a good girl but somehow it ended up more naughty than good. I promise if you bring me a present in a pretty bow, I will dress in only a bow for you and treat your package so very well.



Posted by: bosteen | December 10, 2012


First, I am not moving the blog to an interior design place, there is a valid point to this post. Furniture quality and its placement is integral to a great sex life. Cheap furniture means possible injuries and a well placed table means a fun place to fuck. As an example, I have a friend, yes a real friend, who started to get friendly with a guy on her sofa table. The sofa table broke part way through their fun.

It should be allowable to sit on a table while in the store. This is the only true way to test the strength of the table. Ideally, I should be able to rock back and forth on the table to verify it can take all the action. The more I think on this, the more I want to go to a furniture store and do this.

Luckily, my hallway table by my front door is strong enough to take the stresses of the pure sexual energy that sometimes happens inside my front door. I have sat on the edge of that table and fucked many times. Thank god for a strong table.


Posted by: bosteen | December 9, 2012

Happy Hanukkah!

It is funny because I am not very religious but I had an interesting idea today.  There is the ” Twelve Days of Christmas” song, I need an eight days of Hanukkah guy thing.  I started off with one guy for day one.  Now, I need two guys with long, thick, strong candles for day two. Any volunteers?


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