Yes.  Its a serious question.  A lot of men ask for anal or choking or deep throating or squirting or all of the above these days.  Sliding a dick into a pussy just isn’t good enough.  Don’t misunderstand me, I have done one or more of the things listed above, but it was more of a rare thing.  There are only three causes for this shift: men don’t want women to feel pleasure, they are gay and want to fuck asses, or internet porn has shifted normal sex to a state of boring.

Most women would half joke that men are never interested in making a woman orgasm.  Its mostly because men are clueless about female orgasms.Admit to it, recognizing the problem is the first step to finding the solution.  On a serious note, women that say they orgasm from anal are lying.  We don’t want you cock deep in our mouths that we gag.  Squirting is part piss.  Yeah, piss.  Enjoy that golden shower.

I can already read the protests about the next topic. You can protest all you want men.  I firmly believe it is a little bit about being gay.  You can claim its about a tighter hole, but I will always believe you are part homosexual.  There is nothing wrong with it, but embrace that there is a small part of you that thinks about it.  If you ask me, all women are part lesbian, so why not men being a little homosexual.

The last point is really of mix of a couple things.  Porn has gotten more violent in its sex acts over the last decade.  Its not difficult to believe that it would change how men and women see sex.  However, I also think it could come out of a movement that really became popular when I was in high school.  “Butt stuff doesn’t count.”  At some point, girls became that if they were fucked in the ass, they were still a “good girl”.  Some women are just as stupid as men.  I am willing to believe that some of the rougher types of sex came from this movement.

What do you think?  What is the next step in this evolution?  (Does regular sex become the new thing again?)

TNS

I hope everyone had a great holiday and have a good start to the new year. I am off to a slow start.  I did enjoy reading the comments and suggestions to my last post.

Now some random thoughts:

1. I refuse to let guys pull my hair anymore.  It is attached to me and hurts.  Learn control.
2. I will never understand dirty talk.  Let me invoke my wrestling coach (yes, I was on the wrestling team in HS), “If you can talk, you aren’t working hard enough.”
3. On the topic of dirty talk, what is the hottest/dirtiest thing a girl could tell a guy?
4. Would you rather your girl fuck a stranger or a friend in a threesome?  I think it would be a stranger to avoid the uncomfortable feeling around your friend.
5. Make up your mind men.  First you want me to give you a blow job and swallow, now you want to do facials.  By the way, I am not a fan of facials.

Any thoughts or questions for me… Ask away.

TNS

While chatting to a friend about threesomes, I had a moment of clarity.  There should be some standard verbal contract for people in a relationship who want threesomes.  One person should have control of what happens with the additional person.  If the woman agrees to a FFM threesome, the man automatically agrees to a FMM threesome in the future (and vice versa).

Who controls the actions of the threesome?  If you find yourself in a FFM threesome, the woman in the relationship dictates what happens.  If you find yourself in a FMM threesome, the man in the relationship dictates what happens.  This is done to prevent resentment from growing.  A person can feel ignored or left out in a threesome.  This often leads to jealousy and eventually, the end of the relationship.  For gay/lesbian couples, this advice changes slightly.  The person not requesting the threesome controls the action.

The next part is deal breaker for 95% of men.  When the vast majority of men think of a threesome, it is them and two other women.  It is a rare man that considers a FMM threesome.  By only considering a FFM threesome, it is completely unfair to the woman.  Don’t get me wrong, I love eating some pussy but threesomes can’t be one-sided.

It should be implied that if the woman agrees to a FFM, the man has to agree to a FMM. A FMM threesome doesn’t mean you have to suck a dick or take it in the ass.  It just means your girl wants two dicks at once.  You should be thinking Eiffel Tower/ DP’ing/ or some downward facing dog position.

If you can’t submit to these basic rules when thinking about a threesome, you shouldn’t suggested it to the person you are dating.

TNS

I was visiting my parents in Boston a couple weeks ago and went shopping with my mom.  At some point, I found myself standing in front of the Santa photo thing.  It was the same little building, chair, etc. that was set up every year when I worked at the shopping center.  The major difference was the guy playing Santa was some old guy.  There used to be a hot guy in his 20’s that would sit there and the moms knew it.  Anyone walking by could see them drooling at the thought of him taking them in the fake house to bang them.  I knew the inside of that little shack well.

Other than the random fuck in the Santa’s house, I hated my job during the holiday season.  To the christians, Jesus was a forgiving understanding guy, so stop bitching about running out of something.  Customers leaving the store a mess and doing whatever they wanted because they were “always right”, which is bullshit.

Where is this going?  Be patient, it pays off.

For part of the holiday, I will be down in Florida at one of my dad’s places, he has them everywhere thanks to the Navy, to relax, recharge, whatever. I wanted something new to wear around, a little dress or skirt, so I could enjoy the warmer weather.  This required me to go out in the holiday shopping madness.  My friend and I went to the local shopping center, he was bored out of his mind for the most part.  However, we passed the little Santa’s workshop thing and it excited me a little.  An idea was planted in the back of my mind.

The idea bloomed in the next store as I was trying on a dress.  It wasn’t a particularly hot or sexy dress, it was about mid thigh, and loose fitting.  I exited the dressing room to show the poor guy I dragged shopping with me.  He gave a bored nod of approval and some half-hearted comment.  Realizing he was bored and I was growing horny, I set my plan into action. To thank him, I gave him a little kiss and grabbed his cock to perk him up. I whispered, ” I am done, we can go after I change.”  When I turned to return to the changing room, my hand loosened its grip and my panties fell to the floor.  This was done to gain his attention.

It was a short moment before I called out for him to help me with a zipper.  There was no zipper, but I needed an excuse for him to go into the changing room and make it seem normal.  He eagerly joined me in the changing room.  His hands grabbed my ass and his lips met mine pretty quickly.  He lifted me upwards.  My legs went around his waist.  The dress managed to slide up to my waist leaving me exposed. I reached down and fumbled to unfasten his pants and pull his cock free.

The time between his cock springing free and his cock entering me.  My shoulders were against the wall of the changing room and my feet against the door, thank god for strong locks.  He pumped his cock in me. I did my best to keep the volume to a minimum.

However, there was a point where I lost a little control on my volume.  I remember the sensation so well.  My arms were wrapped around his neck and his hands were firmly on my ass.  His thrusts were going deeper and with more force.  He would move in me and the intensity would take my hips back to hit against the wall.  When he would pull out my hips would move forward.  With his next thrust, there was another thud against the wall.

It took approximately five minutes for his cock to unload all his cum into me. He let me down, gave me a brief kiss, and left the changing room to wait for me to get in my clothes.

In the process of changing into my clothes, I noticed the dress was wet at the bottom.  His cum was running down my leg and must have hit the dress when I pulled it off.  I had to buy the dress at this point.  The cashier noticed there was something wet at the bottom of the dress.  I lied of course and said that my friend spilled some of my drink on the dress when I asked him to hold it.  I hope she used hand sanitizer after we left.

TNS

As humans, we often hide our primal/animal sides for the sake of civility.  This makes us function has a society but we can only keep our primal side behind a cage for so long because when it comes down to it, we are animals!

As we get older, we become much better at hiding our true selves.  People call this becoming responsible.  However, we only deny our true nature and basic pleasures of life.  This is why we become so damn boring.  It is only a matter of time until the caged primal side of us sets itself free.

I am older and people would say more responsible, which is complete bullshit.  I was just as responsible before but didn’t bother to cage the animal.  The animal escapes from time to time but i try to keep some control over it due to some changes in my life.  Needless to say, I don’t think the lock will hold much longer with the rattling inside the cage.

-TNS