Posted by: bosteen | November 29, 2012

Holiday Season

I am not one for the “holiday” season, meaning the time between Thanksgiving and Christmas.  I blame it on my extended time spent working in retail, specifically Victoria’s Secret.  However, there are some things I miss not working in retail.  

The first thing is all the confused hot guys who walk in the store looking for a present.  Usually, there was confusion on their face because they wanted to buy the sluttiest, dirtiest thing they could find for their significant other but they knew it was a present and should buy something that the other person would like.  I took the opportunity for flirting with them in this confused state.

I would start harmless by asking if they needed any help.  However, I would step up the flirting the longer they talked to me.  If it was something that I owned, I would comment on how much I liked that piece of lingerie.  I wanted them to picture me wearing it.  A little harmless mental picture can’t hurt, right.  That is a lie, because once or twice it would end up in the exchange of a phone number and eventually, sweaty, naked bodies.

The second part of working retail revolves around two years where a really hot older guy, late 20’s to early 30’s, was the Santa Clause for photographs.  Somewhere in my impressional years, I saw the Jenny McCarthy Playboy photos with some guy playing Santa (you can google “Jenny McCarthy Santa” and they will show up in the image section).  She was so hot back then, she is still hot but age and craziness has taken its toll.  I always thought the pictures of her sitting on Santa’s lap naked were sexy.  When the opportunity presented itself, I had to take my chance. 

My dream was to ride him on the same chair that he took pictures with the kids, but that never happened.  However, I did get to go into Santa’s little house/changing area and get to be a naughty girl.  Its probably better that I am jewish or I would get coal every year.  Or, Santa could be so grateful that he would put lots of presents under my tree… its hard to determine how that one would swing.

I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving.

Happy Humping, 



  1. Glad to see you’re doing well.

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