Almost a porn movie

I had an event in my life the other day that few would appreciate.

It was a day off for me.  On my off days, I will sleep in a little, mostly because I was up late the night before; work out, do something fun (not involving school or work).  The plan for this day was get up, work out and lunch with a friend then maybe some shopping.  My gym work out went a little longer than expected, thus causing me to be late getting ready to go out with my friend (I will call her Lacey because she reminds me of Lacey Chabert).  I race home and take a quick shower.  After drying off and putting on a bra and panties, there is a knock at my door.   Glancing at the time, I swore to myself because that would be her showing up on time, as always.  I didn’t think to grab a robe or anything because its Lacey and she has seen me in a bra and panties a number of times.  I start to open the door, not looking at who it is, and saying, “Lacey, I am running late… “.

It was at this point I noticed it wasn’t Lacey standing there but the UPS guy.  His eyes were wide open, shocked at me standing with the door open with bra and panties.  I can only guess to the thoughts in his head, after I have flirted with him repeatedly.  A couple seconds later, his face turned to red, I am guessing out of embarrassment.  I don’t know why he would feel embarrassed though, I was the one standing in my underwear.  (I wasn’t embarrassed.  I just got back from the gym and I was looking buff!)  He hands me the thing to sign for my package.  I sign with a smile, hand it back to him and shut the door.  I laughed so hard after shutting the door.  It was one of those priceless moments in life.  I look at the package and it was sent by Miss Wolfe.  She always sends me stuff that I have to sign to receive.  She knows of my UPS guy obsession.  I made sure to call her and inform her of the events.  She got a laugh and so did Lacey.  It was almost a porn moment.

Happy Humping!

Slut X