Posted by: bosteen | November 26, 2008

Almost a porn movie

I had an event in my life the other day that few would appreciate.

It was a day off for me.  On my off days, I will sleep in a little, mostly because I was up late the night before; work out, do something fun (not involving school or work).  The plan for this day was get up, work out and lunch with a friend then maybe some shopping.  My gym work out went a little longer than expected, thus causing me to be late getting ready to go out with my friend (I will call her Lacey because she reminds me of Lacey Chabert).  I race home and take a quick shower.  After drying off and putting on a bra and panties, there is a knock at my door.   Glancing at the time, I swore to myself because that would be her showing up on time, as always.  I didn’t think to grab a robe or anything because its Lacey and she has seen me in a bra and panties a number of times.  I start to open the door, not looking at who it is, and saying, “Lacey, I am running late… “.

It was at this point I noticed it wasn’t Lacey standing there but the UPS guy.  His eyes were wide open, shocked at me standing with the door open with bra and panties.  I can only guess to the thoughts in his head, after I have flirted with him repeatedly.  A couple seconds later, his face turned to red, I am guessing out of embarrassment.  I don’t know why he would feel embarrassed though, I was the one standing in my underwear.  (I wasn’t embarrassed.  I just got back from the gym and I was looking buff!)  He hands me the thing to sign for my package.  I sign with a smile, hand it back to him and shut the door.  I laughed so hard after shutting the door.  It was one of those priceless moments in life.  I look at the package and it was sent by Miss Wolfe.  She always sends me stuff that I have to sign to receive.  She knows of my UPS guy obsession.  I made sure to call her and inform her of the events.  She got a laugh and so did Lacey.  It was almost a porn moment.

Happy Humping!

Slut X


Responses

  1. I worked one summer as a census taker. One house I visited, a woman answered the door wearing nothing but a towel. Funny how I don’t remember anything else about that job. 🙂

  2. LOL.
    That’s awesome! Glad to see you’re doing okay.
    Are you ever going to catch that UPS guy?

  3. Thanks for coming back. I check your site from time to time even though you said you weren’t sure about posting anymore.
    Hope for more to come in the future.

  4. Damn, I had already cued the classic *bow-chicka-wow-wow music in my head.
    Take it easy and if its easy take it home,
    c.

  5. I think I’m going to apply for a job with UPS.

    Nice to see you back! 🙂

  6. Try it with the pizza delivery guy . . . you won’t have to leave a tip.

  7. glad to have you back…

  8. I’m so glad to see you back! Your post just made my day.

  9. This is probably not the first time that something like that has happened to him; but I imagine it’s usually no one that you would WANT to see in their underwear. The story is even better since you have a “thing” for the UPS guy.

    I hope that you had a wonderful Thanksgiving.

  10. look who’s back!

  11. In the few seconds that it took you to sign for the package, were you tempted at all to invite him in for a little fun?

  12. That’s just too funny! Glad to see you are writing again. Once again, one of your adventures has made me laigh- thanks!

  13. lol… 🙂
    That is one of those “priceless” moments. Would have loved to have seen that!

    Welcome back! And best wishes!!!

  14. Halleluia!!! So glad you felt comfortable enough to post. I’ve been checking back periodically hoping you would change your mind. I really missed reading about your adventures. You always gave me a nice tittilation to look forward to, and you have inspired so many erections and orgasms (both mine and my wife’s). Here’s hoping you continue to get back to being more and more comfortable blogging. Can’t wait to hear more!

    P.S. Why didn’t you make the UPS stud an offer he couldn’t refuse? Too shell shocked by answering the door in your undies?

  15. i’ve never had a cute ups guy you should have asked him if he wanted a glass or water. lol

    please don’t ever leave us

  16. Life’s better with you back.

  17. That is so awesome. I was waiting for you to say you invited him in, but then I realized “Almost” was in the title. Oh, well. There is always next time.

    If you don’t mind I am going to put you on my blogroll. You have a great blog here that gets me rock hard every time I stop by.

  18. I love that you spelled “embarrassed” correctly. So many people can’t manage that.


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