The Neighborhood Slut

Randomness

bosteen — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 02:00:53 +0000

1. What the fuck is wrong with the Redskins? If they wanted a piece of shit QB to stand in the pocket and throw interceptions, they should have kept Campbell. To make it even worse, they release Colt Brennan, the one hope they had at offense. I want to throw my tv on the floor watching them play this year.

2. Men have to stop being so clingy. I fucked you, it was good. Enjoy it! Why do you have to fuck it up by calling all the damn time. Grow a set!

3. I am sick of working retail and not getting a real job. It is time to join the navy like my dad. We all know how much I love semen… oh wait thats seamen.

TNS

Party of the Year

bosteen — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 20:21:23 +0000

I didn’t post the work up to the White Russian Party this year. However, it still occurred but delayed slightly by a spring break trip to Miami. I attempt to throw the party on the weekend closest to the release date of The Big Lebowski.

The big question every year is “what character were you?” Despite my trouble putting the Maude gold bowling costume together last year, I managed to get it worked out for this year’s party. My guests were greeted with my viking helmet and big gold bowling balls. It was the first time in which I could tell guys, “stop looking at my balls”.

Surprisingly, there weren’t that many dressed up in a robe calling themselves “the dude” this year. There were a couple cowboys, a very good Jesus, two Walters (one with a briefcase of underwear and another with a coffee can) and the best and a first was the Big Lebowski (wheel chair and all). He is one of those characters that people seem to forget about with all the other people in the movie.

A good time was had by all the participants. There was some sadness because this being my last year in college and the unknown state of my next steps in life. I will be throwing another party next year. However, it may not be in Boston. Either way, a good time will be had by those invited. Long live the Dude. Happy Humping!

TNS

bosteen — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:09:31 +0000

I caught a couple getting it on in the store this past week. I didn’t walk in on them in the dressing room but there was the distinct noise of something going down. They had their way and left the dressing room. I gave them a golf clap for their performance. The shade of red their face reached was priceless. I wasn’t about to interrupt them because if the situation was reversed, I wouldn’t want to be bothered.

What is it about certain situations that bring out my horny, kinky nature. As an example, I have this two-hour class twice a week. There is a cute muscled man who I’ve flirted with for quite some time at school and he is in the class. Why haven’t I done anything with him in the past? He had a girlfriend that I liked so I wasn’t going to interfere with their thing. He and his girl had recently terminated their relationship and he made sure to tell me. He must think that I am some sort of slut.

The professor has a break in the two hours of class. It is usually 10 to 15 minutes long depending on how badly he needs a smoke break. Thus far in the semester, I have gone out in the hall and relaxed. The guy has followed me and we flirt back and forth. One day after class, we were so worked up that we ended up fucking. During the last class’s break, we were flirting and I had a dirty sensation in mind.

I excused myself to run into class. There was a condom in my purse that I was going to need. After returning to the hall, I told him to follow me. We found an empty, dark class room and went inside. It wasn’t long until I was bent over a desk getting fucked hard. We enjoyed a little quickie before returning to class a little flushed. Happy Humping!

TNS

Lessons Learned Over Holidays

bosteen — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 22:32:11 +0000

There are lots of euphemisms for sex during this time of year; stuffing the turkey for Thanksgiving, stuffing the stocking for Christmas and dropping the ball on New Years. There has to be a better one for NYE but it is the only one I can think of at the time. Needless to say, all these things were done. It wasn’t only a time for sex, I learned a couple things.

1. This year in football sucked ass. There is no need to expand on this.

2. 99.99% of women at work are bitches to other women. It doesn’t matter how nice you are to them, they will talk about you and stab you in the back.

3. Don’t ever tell me that I have to say “Merry Christmas” if you are in my store. I am freaking jewish, you can take your Christmas and shove it so far where the sun doesn’t shine. There is one person in the greater Boston area that can attest to my response.

4. Since I am jewish, there is no Christmas to me. It is a day of anti-christian fun. In the case of this year, a guy for breakfast, a guy for lunch and a guy for dinner. It was a good day.

5. The final lesson doesn’t only apply to this time of year, it is a general rule. If you decide to fuck at a party, make sure it isn’t a condo with soft walls. For you that don’t know, soft walls are the walls that don’t go to the ceiling. In the case of a few days ago, if you happen to be loud (who isn’t loud with a guy that has 10 inches), people will hear you.

Happy Humping!

TNS

It’s that time of year.

bosteen — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 19:03:35 +0000

In a little over an hour, the most exciting part of the year starts. I fucking love football season! Its almost as good as sex. If I could only combine the two. Hmmmm.

Go Skins!

TNS

Slut says relax

bosteen — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:44:18 +0000

My readers need to relax. ” Where are you?”, “Are you ok?”, ” Whats going on with the blog?”… and the questions continue. I am alive. The blog is still on the internet. Sometimes a girl needs a break from writing before school begins and sometimes she needs a computer to write a blog. Let me enjoy a break for a little bit.

Happy Humping!

Slut X

A favorite

bosteen — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:58:18 +0000

I came home from work last night to one of my favorite movies, Fight Club. Every time I watch the movie, I pick up a new truth of life. This time it was from Marla: “A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.”

New coworker was closing the store with me. She is getting better but not by much. The night is coming to an end and her boyfriend comes into the store. It isn’t the boyfriend from before, it is a new guy. I know the guy and he knows me. He’s spanked my ass as he drilled my cunt. He’s yelled out my name as he had an orgasm. He recognized me right away but declined to say he knew me when his new girl introduced me. I broke it off with him, he was getting too attached. I can hope he thought of me as he fucked her that night. I am Slut’s twisted sense of justice.

A new toy, Rocker, stayed with me while I closed the store. I never went for the musician type before but there is something different about him. After work, we went to get a quick dinner and drink. He was rubbing my thigh under the table. My pussy was wet and screaming for attention. I am Slut’s raging sex drive.

Rocker opened the passenger door to his SUV for me. While he walked to the driver’s side, I took off my panties. He questioned why I was smiling after getting in the SUV. I didn’t say a thing, my only action was to press my wet panties close to his nose. He inhaled the smell of my juices and told me to straddle him. I did as he told me. My skirt was lifted above my hips, his dick removed from his pants and we fucked in the parking garage. I am Slut’s post sex after glow. Happy Humping!

Slut X

Breaking the rules

bosteen — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:15:11 +0000

I finally had a day off on Wednesday after my vacation. I shouldn’t complain because I have a job. The clean clothes were running extremely low. I ran out of clean panties on Tuesday, so I was at work commando. As I think about the situation, it could be considered bad to sell panties and stuff while going commando. They don’t check, so what they don’t know can’t hurt them. Although, there was a guy in the store shopping for his girlfriend who I would of let check. Happy Humping!

Slut X

Back to the grind

bosteen — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:23:48 +0000

I dreaded waking up today. Wolfe and I got back yesterday evening from vacation. In the back of my head, I knew that I had to work today but it seemed so distant. Upon opening my eyes this morning, it wasn’t so distant. Great vacations usually end this way though. If any customers get on my bad side today, I will smile and think of my time on the beach. It is making me smile already. Happy Humping!

Slut X

Family get away

bosteen — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:36:26 +0000

Finally, I have a day off. I shouldn’t say it that way because it is my fault. The plan was to load up on hours early this week so I could have seven days off. Seven wonderful days of vacation. My blood pressure drops so much after I think of not dealing with Tweedle Dee and Dum at work.

Wolfe and I leave for my grandfather’s beach house tomorrow. My grandfather has passed but the house is still in the family. It will be a family weekend until Sunday. On Sunday, my parents are going back home leaving Wolfe and I to our own devices until Thursday. It is a shame the house isn’t in a good spring break place but it is nice to spend some weekends during the summer there. If I don’t post before the forth, have a happy and safe holiday. Happy Humping!

Slut X