Santa brought me an early present this year. It wasn’t a pleasant present. As a matter of fact, it hurt like hell. Acute appendicitis. They determined that my appendix had to be removed. The follow present from Santa was my first ever surgery. Screw you fat man.
Slut X

You poor thing!
I’m sorry to hear that, but I’m sure you’ll be alright.
Look at it this way, you have a neat scar to show guys!
Merry Christmas!
By: RickV on December 22, 2008
at 6:55 pm
We still love you. I hope that you are feeling better now and that you can enjoy Christmas with your family. Sorry about the appendicitis; but hopefully it will get you out of working the day after Christmas.
Season’s greetings to you and yours. If I don’t stop by between now and then I wish you a very merry Christmas.
By: Midwestern City Boy on December 22, 2008
at 8:39 pm
At least Santa waited until finals were over! Didn’t he?
Feel better soon and Happy New Year!
RR
By: Randysrandy on December 23, 2008
at 5:51 am
Sorry to hear about your sickness, but appendicitis
can be nasty so be thankfull they caught you in time.
You’ll bounce back and be your slutty self again before you know it….
Seasons greetings from canada -2f
By: rich on December 23, 2008
at 12:53 pm
I guess your mistake was saying screw you to Santa now, rather than screwing him last year when he wanted it! Santa doesn’t take rejection well!
By: Riff Dog on December 23, 2008
at 2:32 pm
Merry Christmas indeed! Sorry to hear that and I hope you are feeling better soon. Surgery sucks. Hopefully the scar is smaller than they used to be. You have my wishes for a fast recovery.
By: Greg on December 23, 2008
at 5:49 pm
Screw that! Sounds like you shoulda gone the Kwanzaa route
By: Earl on December 24, 2008
at 2:48 am
Hope you feel better
By: Tig on December 24, 2008
at 10:03 pm
Sorry to hear about your appendix. Hopefully you’ll find some hot girls and guys to help expedite your recovery
!
Happy New Year!
By: rabid on December 31, 2008
at 7:01 am
Hope you have a speedy recovery.
Max
By: Max on January 5, 2009
at 4:11 pm
Wow! I’m hoping all went well, and I’m sending positive thoughts your way!
Hope your New Year got off well! (Pardon the pun).
By: billy watson on January 6, 2009
at 2:37 am
Best wishes for a speedy recovery. I love the blog and I hope you choose to continue.
Best of luck in any case
By: Bob on January 21, 2009
at 9:20 pm