I AM SO FUCKING HORNY!!!!!!!! I want to fuck so bad but I don’t think it would be very attractive to break out coughing in the middle of fucking some guy. Even worse, I am sucking some guy off and start coughing. I think that guy would leave before the end. Unfortunately, I have been using my toys. Last night was the worst. I got home from work and was so horny. I masturbated two times with my dildo. I thought it would be enough but it wasn’t. I ended up getting out a toy and getting off 2 more times before I got to sleep. After this cold goes away, someone is getting raped by me. Happy Humping!
Slut X

Dang, when you put it like that getting raped ALMOST sounds like a bad thing… That poor guy is going to be ridden hard and put away wet.
By: Tombo on February 29, 2008
at 12:30 am
hehe Ill take that offer!
By: Godzilla7877 on February 29, 2008
at 12:48 am
i feel u need me
By: ani on February 29, 2008
at 1:07 am
I’ll meet ‘cha in Boston
Haha -perv-
By: Katie on February 29, 2008
at 1:16 am
I would like to be that someone!!!
Gabriel, Lowell, MA
By: Gabriel on February 29, 2008
at 1:50 am
I volunteer to help you ease your suffering.
Seriously, I think that any of your “regular” guys like teacher X would understand and wouldn’t mind. Every time doesn’t have to be a mind-blowing experience. It’s still fun and a lot better than the alternative (no sex).
By: Midwestern City Boy on February 29, 2008
at 2:39 am
Pick me! Pick me!
By: mr-o on February 29, 2008
at 5:08 am
That’s gonna be one lucky guy when you feel better! Have a good weekend, hope you get better soon.
By: David on February 29, 2008
at 9:21 am
Step back guys.. I’ll do this…. I’ll take one for the team for you
By: Spike on March 1, 2008
at 1:29 am
Man…I was having one of those days yesterday. I got myself off three times…a new personal record for solo orgasms in a day. I may have a 4th this morning which is still within the 24-hour window.
It sucks having an unwilling partner!
By: DH on March 6, 2008
at 9:52 am